It's gonna happen.

Your daddy always says that you are never going to be allowed to date.

Much less get MARRIED.

When I told him that you WERE going to date and marry because I wanted grandchildren, 

he finally conceded and said that you could date when you were 47.

Not much of a compromise, if you ask me.

But, don't worry...Mama's looking out for you.

You will be allowed to date.

You will be allowed to get married.

But I can't make any promises that your Dad won't have a crowbar ready when your date arrives.